DAVID REES USED TO BE A POLITICAL CARTOONIST. His work appeared in Rolling Stone, GQ, The Nation, Harper’s, and many other publications. He gave that career up to pursue his dreams. David loves #2 pencils and pencil sharpeners, and considers it a privilege to sharpen pencils for friends and strangers.

From UnCoolHunter: But now, for the star of our show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poodle.

A man with bananas attached to his face lights the bananas on fire, causing them to explode.